I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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