belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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