I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
When are your genitals available?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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