Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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