Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize