i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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