She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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