I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
lol hangovers are for mortals.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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