Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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