Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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