i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I would fuck him just for his dog
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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