Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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