My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
just tell him i said nine months
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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