Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Sorry about my life...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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