I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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