I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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