nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We left the knife in your bed.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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