How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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