Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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