I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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