Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I need to stop coming to work sober
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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