I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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