My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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