I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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