They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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