Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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