Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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