I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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