did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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