I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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