Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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