We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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