Your tits are I can't wait for
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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