I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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