My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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