would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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