They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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