69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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