i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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