is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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