You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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