Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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