were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize
