I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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