So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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