i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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