I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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