you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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