This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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