Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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