think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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