Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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