Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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