Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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