I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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