I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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