Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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