His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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